… today’s lesson teaches you how NOT to bet football. Let’s see what’s the moral of the day of the ICQ chatlog below: (I’m WaTeRfIsH in the chat, by the way):
Vip3r (11:57 AM) :
yo auyong…
wats da time for 2nite’s match MU vs Liverpool?
MU home rite..?
betting on tis match??
WaTeRf|sH® (12:01 PM) :
9.45
at Anfield
Vip3r (12:03 PM) :
9.45 malaysian time?
gottta watch tis….
im betting on tis wan…..hahaha
WaTeRf|sH® (12:04 PM) :
how much u betting? where u buying?
Vip3r (12:06 PM) :
haha
betting for dinner oli..=P
another wan betting 10 dollars for each ball
i take MU
giving away 1 ball each…
heheh….
WaTeRf|sH® (12:06 PM) :
haha… u damn sohai
Vip3r (12:08 PM) :
wat??
no money mar..=P
bet for fun
giv then 1 ball oso enuff lor….
hoping for a 3-1 beat…..heheheh
but i still don noe da starting lineup yet
mayb wanna change da bet after i check whose going 2play 1st 2nite…..heheh
WaTeRf|sH® (12:08 PM) :
can gimme also? I bet with you breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper and the next morning’s breakfast…
Vip3r (12:09 PM) :
wah lan leh…..
fuck…too much dat wan……im sure 2 b broke…..=P
dowan……
i check da starting lineup 1st
u noe whose playing and whose not playing is tis match?
i mean for starting and subs….
…
Right, first of all, at least know WHAT time is the match (I know of some e-diots who lose matches due to the time they dunno, match already start 1/2 way or finish, only they bet… teehee)… secondly, at least know lar where the hell on earth the players are battling it out… I wanted to tell him that they’re playing in Wembley… LOL…
Third of all, MAKE DAMN SURE YOU KNOW THE BLARDY ASIAN HANDICAP ODDS if you’re gonna bet! Hehe… according to ActiveOdds.com, it’s a level match, no handicap, although if you’re betting on Man Utd, you’ll win less on the payout odds.
Sheesh… this guy really makes me laugh I tell you, taking Man Utd and giving 1 goal, summore hoping to win at 3-1… ROTFLMAO! 
Tears can come out and stomach can cramp man from laughing too hard!
*NOTE: This posting is not trying to teach you how to bet on football (whether legally or illegally) and should be treated just as a friendly reminder not to make a f00l out of yourself should you decide to bet on anything.
November 9th, 2003 at 4:21 pm
Heheh…
Soh Chai!
November 9th, 2003 at 5:30 pm
Hehe… he’ll be crowned the Sohai of the Week (SotW)
November 9th, 2003 at 6:55 pm
Can I *not* agree with you both? Haha… Very true indeed. Anyway, tho i have lost my faith on Liverpool, I still hope for at least a draw.
November 9th, 2003 at 11:19 pm
be careful…. he will have the last laugh if the match really MU 3-1
November 10th, 2003 at 1:02 am
Well, it was 2-1…
November 11th, 2003 at 8:29 am
Yet I still won the bet
..I wasn’t sure bout the time coz lot ppl kept telling me it was 9.45pm and 8.45pm which made me blur…is been a while since i bet with people.Auyong:c’mon man, at least i have some confident on MU la..support me abit mar..don need 2 bang out so much..:( don need to hate me till liddat..lolz..plus i was blur that day.. 
so thx for the “crowning” auyong :\
November 11th, 2003 at 12:03 pm
No mar, you were damn proud you took Man Utd and gave 1 ball, and you didn’t ask me the odds…
And smart alec, if you gave 1 ball, how come you can still win?
November 11th, 2003 at 4:41 pm
Of coz im proud coz im confident wif them and liverpool had been damn char tis 2 seasons..hehe
coz da both fellar oso gave me half ballz mar ;P which i gave them 1 balls each lor..hehheh 
November 11th, 2003 at 10:25 pm
Ala, joke’s on you liao - no need to twist and turn around on it…
November 11th, 2003 at 11:04 pm
Ok ok V!p3r, Au Yong has a point there so just beat it! Hehe…
March 28th, 2004 at 8:22 am
This is my first time here and was wondering how often posts are made?
April 10th, 2004 at 5:10 pm
A little off-topic but just wanted to say I liked the layout of the site