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… but RT cannot, so he teaches instead…

This is a major rant post that’s way overdue… so here goes everything….
This semester, there’s this dumbfuck of a lecturer (trust me, I’ve plenty of respect for my lecturers, especially Mr Penton & Mr Daneswaran), who’s quite new in the college, responsible for one of my course. I’ll call this lecturer RT from now onwards.

Major dumbfuck he is (whole class concur to my statement), he has really really screwed up approach to course delivery and I heard that students last semester gave him quite bad a feedback during the lecturer evaluation time…

This time around, RT was trying to be a smart alec, he tried to promise us certain stuff, and at the end of the promise, I did ask him what’s the catch, in which he said none. Lo and behold, a couple of days later was his lecturer evaluation time… I, of course, saw thru his fake attempt to build rapport with the students, gave him a fair evaluation (read: Cs and Ds mostly, that’s what he deserved) instead of giving him a fairly good evaluation.

How is he such a major dumbfuck, you’d ask? Well, first his teaching method sucks, he would teach one chapter, and then ask us to do past exam paper questions related to the chapter that instance itself… we’ve yet to even digested the chapter he taught, and we’ve got to write answers for that… lame… At times when he doesn’t want to continue teaching the next chapter (giving excuses such as we’re ahead of schedule), he’ll make us whip out the past exam papers and do more questions (this just happened yesterday)… he would let us do for 2 minutes, while we’re collecting our thoughts and writing it down, he would start talking about either the question or crappy crappy stuff like basic exam writing tips (hello? We’re in final year now, if we couldn’t handle final exams, how could we reach final year level???! ), and then he’ll stop and 2 minutes later, resume the same old shit… fucking unnerving and disturbing!

None of us liked his approach, but he couldn’t care less about how we feel towards it… coz yesterday I finally voiced out my disagreement to his approach, in which he had no proper comeback… I said something like:

“Sir, can you either just discuss the questions now and let us do it afterwards -OR- let us do it now AND THEN DISCUSS IT LATER??! You’re disturbing the thinking process!”
“Well, this is not an exam, not even a test, it’s just a tutorial… I’m not gonna talk like this tomorrow during the test…”, RT replied
“YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU DON’T!” I said, rather pissed…
and then he went on with his excuses… and I just couldn’t care less about him anymore, spoiled my mood to tackle the questions I just end the conversation with “BUT YOUR DAMN VOICE IS BLOODY DISTURBING!”

After the class, while in the college canteen, some of the classmates saw me and started shaking my hands, saying “well done” on standing against the damned RT… Oh one more thing, RT is fucking anal about attendance taking…. you see, nowadays in college the lecturers use a PDA to take our attendance a la Touch-N-Go on our ID smartcards. As usual, some of us would be skipping the class, and passing on the ID to another friend attending the class…

Stupid RT is so anal that when he found out we’re using this trick, he personally removed the attendance record taken for the absent students…. and nowadays he hold his PDA so dearly, much like the way he holds the 2 peanuts he calls testicles….

More rants to come… today during the test, he didn’t bother photocopying the test questions for us, he’s so fucking lazy, he ended up making ONE transparency slide of the question and made us look up to the screen for the questions… why the fuck is he trying to skim the paper? It’s not like we’re not paying the college (and indirectly, him) enough for papers…

You must be damn curious about how he looks like, don’t you? Well, I don’t have any picture of him, but I can assure you, you can easily mistaken him for William Hung… but it’s quite unfair to say that he looks like William Hung, coz Will is so much better a man than he’ll ever be…

RT? Nah, RT would be the f-ugly version of William Hung

And I managed to pull up a profile of RT somewhere on the Internet… let’s have a laugh at what he wrote…
his birthday: Feb 25, 1980 (wtf!!! He’s only 1 year older than me… no wonder he’s such inmature dumbfuck)
height: 173cm (yeap, he’s shorter than me, but I think he’s not more than 170cm)
body type: athletic (yeah right, if he’s athletic, then I’ve got a body to die for… he’s a fat ass, even Drew Carey would be ashamed of his body!)
education: PhD (I guess he conveniently “PhD”ed himself, permanent head damaged)
profession: self-employed/business (I guess his self-employed dotcom busted and then now gotta work as a lowly-paid lecturer)
weight: 65kg (it’s either his bathroom scale is broken, or that’s his weight when he was 12, coz everyone seems to say he’s over 80kg!)

I guess that’s all I’ve to rant about this, I can bet you my classmates will start coming into my blog and comment further on the rants…

My last rant about RT would be: What can I say about him, a Nokia user that leaves his Bluetooth on visible all the time (stupid dumbfuck draining his batteries)….