… since there are quite a number of people doubting my uncapped Streamyx ADSL line… oh well, there are naive people, and then there are dumbfucks (terasa eh? 
) who commented about my recent posts on the uncapped line…
Contrary to popular beliefs, I’m no photoshop expert, I would gladly be doing a degree in multimedia or graphic design if I am, I even suck in art… that’s why I’m doing my degree in network computing instead…
Okay, back to the uncapping issue… all the DSL connection in a particular neighbourhood is connected to the same telco exchange office or central office (read: that white and boring Telekom building nearby your area, often you can see a lot of antennas at the top and a few Telekom service vans parked there while the engineers technicians hang out at nearby mamak stalls during office hours). Inside this exchange is where all your phone lines in the neighbourhood connected to, and in the case of DSL service, you’re connected to a port in the DSLAM (Dunno-what, Something La, Aiseh Man).
Myth #1: How can you get 2.5mbps (and then later over 4.5mbps) when the connection at the exchange to the internet gateway is only 2mbps?
- Well, the connection from the exchange office to the TMnet backbone is on ATM (Asynchronous Transfer Mode, not your father’s wallet, you dumbfuck!), so it’s not a 2mbps leased-line or whatever shit you learned from the back alley. Think about it, one exchange office is typically responsible for at least 5km radius of connections, and that’ll be quite a lot of DSL connections as well. If it’s only 2mbps shared, how on earth can everyone still get, say, the subscribed speed of 384kbps/512kbps and download at 40kb/sec ~ 55kb/sec all at the same time? And if you don’t know, full-rate DSL can reach up to 8mbps. So consider this myth debunked.
Myth #2: You must be lying since you are telling us weird connection speeds like 2,592kbps, 4,736kbps, 832kbps, etc… the service is of multiples of 128, so your speed must be fake/fabricated!
- This is another poor observation of the DSL technology. DSL technology typically (at least ADSL is) limited to 5km at most from the exchange office. Having the connection nearer to the exchange will yield stable speed while being far from the exchange will result to deteriorated speed. As such, my connection may be excellent at 512kbps/256kbps, but when it’s upped, the copper quality (this area is at least 15 years old) and line noise comes into play, thus reducing the speed I can achieve. Consider this myth debunked too.
Myth #3: You must have paid the Telekom engineer technician some $$$ to have him uncap the line for you.
- No, I didn’t and I don’t even intend to do that should this is possible with any technician in my area. With Pak Lah still active against corruption and graft, I’m not gonna get myself in trouble doing this. No I’m not totally pro-Pak Lah’s administration, but I’m totally not pro-corruption and graft. I’m happily paying RM 66 per month (okay, add another 10 bucks just cause I needed the Hotspot wi-fi account) 
Myth #4: You must be using some kind of compression software and/or connection optimizing software to achieve such speed.
- I don’t believe in any of those products, and frankly, they may optimize your connection to say, 5-10% extra, but that’s it. Show me a software that can up the speed as much as my uncapped line, and I might consider giving you a tour to see my connection speed
Myth #5: YOU ARE A LIAR/CHEATER/PHOTOSHOPPER AND YOU FAKE ALL THIS CRAP!
- *this is directed only to some dumbfuck childish idiots* Sure, and you’re a dumbfuck wanker who have no substance in your comments. If you don’t know a damn bit about how things work, do us all a favour, and just SHUT THE FUCK UP. It’s a handy advice, trust me, people may think that you’re a dumbfuck, but when you open your mouth, it removes all doubts.
This is my blog, I post what I want, I can bend the truth, but that’s not my style, if you don’t believe and want to make a big deal out of it, then just heed my advice: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
And no, I still won’t tell you how to uncap your line
kthxbais!
October 16th, 2004 at 4:00 am
Way to go man! Screw those BASTARDS! If u all ain’t know a thg, keep your ass shut tight and listen to ur mamma and fill it with your so called SUSU idiots! Btw NASA clans: just an advice, please don’t not try to comment something that you all are unsure or jealous about, if you all wouldn’t want to share knowlegde that you all discovered, SO CAN OTHERS! U STINGY POKERS!! SOB! And by the way, go improve your english or watsoever because this is not a FORUM but is a BLOG site. Don’t know what’s a BLOG? Let me kindly tell you:A blog is basically a journal that is available on the web. Blogging is a FREEDOM and speech! SO get your motherfcukers brain out and read more! Pathetics! And for the myth 5: especially to those “YOU assume is a photocropped” CONGRAS! U officially made yourself an idiot to the world! Showing off your lil’ knowledge abt the world knowing rubbish and commenting nonsense. Got the guts to shoot the blooger or me back? Open urself a lousy blog siteas well! Let’s see how well you can cock! IDIOTS!
October 16th, 2004 at 5:59 am
So… you’re not willing to get into trouble with Pak Lah with bribery, instead you’re willing to get intro trouble with Telekom by what seems to be… oh, I don’t know, cheating them?
Only in Bolehland, my friends. Only in Bolehland.
October 16th, 2004 at 6:01 am
Kool down……..my friend
You share an existence with others who are experiencing their own journeys in their own ways, and you have journeying in common, then.
Be kind to yourself and to your companions in this existence
October 16th, 2004 at 2:22 pm
some peeps are soooo childish, tak suka, then go find your own solution if you want it so badly… *roll eyes*
peeps who judge other peeps should look in their own backyard lar… pls lar… macam so pure all…
October 16th, 2004 at 2:32 pm
If auyong actually DID post up the solution to his uncapped DSL, how many of those ‘doubters’/complainers/whiners would use it? ALL of them! Even the ‘holier than thou’ ones, who point the finger and claim that he is cheating telekom etc etc.
my 2 cents : it is possible; auyong doesn’t owe anyone anything (explainations etc). if you choose not to believe and say he fake, so be it loh…
October 17th, 2004 at 2:32 am
I saw the comments that were deleted.
What I can say is… there are alot of successors to the Ir Haji Othman bin Haji Ahmad throne.
October 17th, 2004 at 5:14 am
its called Digital Subscriber Link Access Multiplexor.
October 17th, 2004 at 5:44 am
Well, it was an observation. An amusing one.
‘Arr, let’s stick it to the man by manipulating the flawed system he made for us! Just… you know, not that way.’
October 17th, 2004 at 12:37 pm
Very informative although i think you have got to chill a bit. Its worthless to aim your silver words for previous critiques/comments that werent even worth to mention in the first place. Uncapped braodaband bandwidth is doable. Been there, done that. It can be very frustrating when other people might think otherwise.
But hey its your blog, so…:)
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:23 pm
T-Boy, there’s nothing wrong with what Auyong is doing. In fact, I support whatever he is doing. As long as he doesn’t reveal the exploit, he’s pretty much doing this for educational purposes. By the way dude, if there’s no one in this world who do this kind of things, you’ll be having like tonnes of holes in your O/S and no one would even come out a patch for it. Lastly, what’s up with your b***h about Malaysia? Don’t like Malaysia? Leave la.. Don’t like how things are being done? Go become the PM and make some changes.
At least Auyong here knows what is wrong and one day, who knows (god forbid he gets this) he can become the Head Technical dude in Telekom and maintain a good quality broadband for the rest of us?
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:55 pm
noor,
Head Technical dude in Telekom? Nah, if I get that job, I fear I may only offer 0kbps broadband.
Paul knows what I mean…. kih kih kih
January 8th, 2005 at 10:10 pm
Hey you guys, stop arguing in front of me. This is Badawi here.
I have already provided you guys malaysian with first class infrastructure of technology nationwide. We need our own people to be first class and not third class because we are providing first class ‘kemudahan’.
So, judging from my own statement, is 512k first class? Well, you help me to judge it because i don’t know much about the internet since i don’t belong to the new young generation group.
But i have heard some people say first class which is ‘fastest ADSL’ speed is 8mbps therefore we are not yet first class. Auyong, if you do unveil the truth, i will support you because i have made my promised to everybody in the nation to be 1st class. Even if you get intro trouble with Telekom, don’t worry, i’ll talk to them personally. Please help us to build the first class nation before 2005 not 2020.