Found somewhere off the Internet:

Top Ten Signs That You’re A Dumbass
10. You’re a teenage boy from a small town like Sungai Petani
9. You’re a hypocrite who thinks other people of your race is stupid for the things they do, but you are proud of your stupidity
8. You’ve just got your SPM result and post it on your site so that everyone can see
7. You’ve just passed your driving test and you think you’re damn smart
6. You think you’re damn smart when you figured out that it doesn’t make one gay just by having anal sex
5. You found out that all the girls would rather sleep than to sleep with you
4. You rarely speak to your parents and your only brother because you think they’re stupid people of your race
3. You worry about others’ punctuation marks, while you have heaps of problems with your grammar and comprehension
2. You use your dumbass friend’s name as your nick because you hate him.
1. You’re fat404 a.k.a Bios Reaper